Headline comparison: Putin vs Cheney

Date September 1, 2008

Compare the headlines:

Russia’s Putin saves TV crew from Siberian tiger – Yahoo! News

Cheney accidentally shoots fellow hunter – CNN

I know which one I’d want holding the gun when we’re stuck in the forest…

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  1. David Gerard said:

    Putin was showing the effete Westerners the power of Russian manliness. http://notnews.today.com/?p=55

    Palin, now … she’ll be a serious challenger. Killing a moose and eating its still-beating heart? No Russian man would dare cross a mother of five.

    Obama, of course, would smile a dazzling smile and the tiger would stop in its tracks and slink off slightly ashamed.

  2. Raduza said:

    That’s an awesome article, David:
    “…before placing a satellite transmitter around the neck of the beast, firmly gluing it on with his own testosterone…”

    Yeah, Palin scares me a bit. I’m pretty sure if she shot you while hunting, you’re not coming home anytime soon. I’ll be happier if she just stays in Alaska for the timebeing, I think.

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